I will begin with one of my favorite self-quotes:
Hello.
—talifer
I have not always been so eloquent. But many years of hard work and study brought me to the place where I could write the words which millions of people quote every single day.
Here’s another doozy:
Nice to meet you.
—talifer
You should buy my book, How to Feel Great About Things You DIdn’t Really Do But Tell Yourself You Did. Then you too can have a website like mine to let the world know just how awesome you are.